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“Bill, tell me again why we’re robbing a children’s party.” “Because, Molly, adults lock their wallets, children leave loot under wrapping paper.” “You call a bicycle and three dinosaurs ‘loot’?” “In our line of work, yes.” “I thought our line of work was tasteful burglary, not festive vandalism.” “Festive vandalism is just burglary with streamers.” “Mmm. Any security?” “Two parents, one clown, and a bouncy castle.” “That’s not security.” “It is if the clown is aggressive.” “Makes sense. What’s the plan?” “We enter as entertainers.” “I’m not entertaining anyone.” “You can juggle.” “I can juggle apples.” “Children love apples.” “Children also bite.” “Then keep your distance. I’ll distract the adults.” “How?” “I’ll say we’re from the party-planning committee.” “Very convincing.” “I’ll wear a tie.” “You don’t own a tie.” “I’ll borrow one from the lost-and-found of society.” “Bill, are you sure we can carry all the presents?” “Of course.” “Through the hedge?” “Through the hedge.” “Won’t the wrapping paper rattle?” “Not if we stack the teddy bears on top.” “And if we get caught?” “Smile. No one suspects joy.” “You’re disgusting.” “Thank you. Ready?” “As ready as a thief can be.” “Then let’s go ruin childhood, elegantly.”